Soon Pick up lines

The best Soon pick up lines

The year might end soon

But my love for you won't
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/maniac_0
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 28
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For those with balls of steel

Would you rather sit on a dick an eat a cake or sit on a cake and eat a dick?...... Cool, give me your number and address and I'll be round soon with a cake.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/GnireenignEesreveR69
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 07
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Two truths and a lie:

1. Youโ€™re cute. 2. We should totally date. 3. Iโ€™m making this all up. I used this with success. Date coming up soon! EDIT: The date went well. We deleted our apps and got each otherโ€™s numbers! EDIT 2: She said she isnโ€™t feeling the chemistry but I am really sweet and she wants to be friends.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Lol_u_ded
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 12
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Soon thereโ€™ll be 7 planets

Because Iโ€™m gonna destroy Uranus
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/IlliteratScribe
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 12
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Since fatherโ€™s day is soon

wanna help me become a dad?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MyDadWillComeBack
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 22
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As soon as the world is done rocking itself,

Iโ€™ll get to rocking your world.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/xXx_TheSenate_xXx
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 23
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Hey girl don't leave so soon...

Stay here with me and let me put a baby in your womb - Day 67
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 12
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Do you have a dryer with you?

'cause I'm might get you wet pretty soon
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/upvotesdontgivecoins
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 29
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Hey, do you have a pen?

I-i-i forgot my phone, I'll give it back to you as soon as I write your number.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/precious_trash
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 26
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Hey girl, do you like figurative language

Cus as soon as I saw you I knew that I just metaphor
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DingusTickler007
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 19
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There is a debate whether there are 8 planets or 9

The debate will soon change to 7 planets or 8 after I destroy Uranus
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/da_pro_guy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 17
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What is similar between me and you?

We are both gonna orgasm pretty soon
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Shreya001
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 18
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Roses are red, fucking underage kids is a crime

Istg i'll meet you soon even if i have to spend my last dime
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sarcasteruwu
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 18
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A long one about bunnies with a 0% success rate with a sample of 2.

Alright so this one is super long and super dumb but maybe itโ€™ll get you a laugh or a restraining order. Here we go: Once upon a time there was a bunny who got lost from her home. She wandered and wandered for hours and then she came across a black bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home. To that, the black bunny replied: โ€œsure, but youโ€™ve gotta make me happy first.โ€ So they fuck and then the black bunny, satisfied, points her towards the south. However, the poor bunny found herself lost again and continued to wander. But then she came across a white bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home and to that, the white bunny replied: โ€œsure, but youโ€™ve gotta make me happy first.โ€ So they fuck and then the white bunny, satisfied, points her towards the east. But the poor bunny found herself lost yet again and continued to wander until she came across a brown bunny. She asked him if he could show her the way home and to that, the brown bunny replied: โ€œsure, but youโ€™ve gotta make me happy first.โ€ The poor bunny is exhausted but she needs to get home so she obliged. They fuck and then the brown bunny, satisfied, points her towards the north. Finally, the bunny made her way home, but by the time she got back, she was pregnant and soon had babies. What color fur did her babies have? [person of interest throws out guesses as to what color the babies were and you tell them that all their answers are wrong.] When they give up and finally ask what color the babies are, hit em with: โ€œsure Iโ€™ll tell you but youโ€™ve gotta make me happy firstโ€.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/rehab-detox
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 03
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Hey girl, are you death?

Because I hope you come for me soon
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Darkghostpanda
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 19
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The girl with no name

I matched with a girl (not)named Arya. Me: You don't seem to have a name. But it's alright, you can scream mine tonight. Arya: I will poke you with the pointy end, if you throw a Game of Thrones pun at me again. Should I marry her? I am skeptical, I like my posts read, not my wedding. Update: Me: Well, that was my plan for you later. Arya: We are probably going to die soon. I want to know what it's like before that happens.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/fakeidforreddit
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 23
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You're the US to my SR

I'm going to try this out soon
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Getwreckedm8s
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 11
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Have you ever read A Raisin in the Sun?

Youโ€™ll beneatha soon
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SND01X
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 16
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Hey Baby are you Death?

Because I hope you come for me soon.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/peridotdash
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 19
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Are you the end of the world?

Bc Iโ€™m hella looking forward to seeing u soon
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/starsaisy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 04
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My heart burns for thee like Notre Dame

Too soon :(
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Razpewtin
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 16
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If The Other Person Is A Baker- Hereโ€™s A Few Lines For You

I really knead your right now. This could be loaf at first sight. Crust me when i say youโ€™re stunning. Maybe we could roll into bread later. ~More Themes Coming Soon~
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/VengefulVendetta
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 28
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Girl, you must be my appendix or something...

Because this feeling in my stomach says I should probably take you out soon.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/slimbatey
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 06
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Damn girl are you a new movie...

...cause you're coming soon.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/liquidus08
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 28
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Ever wanted to hit on a cute girl at the register of a store, but don't have time because you'd hold up the line? Try this.

This isn't a pickup line per se, but I've always found this situation to be frustrating. She's super hot, but you can't chat her up during your transaction-- it doesn't take long enough, and you can't just stand there holding up the people behind you. So here's what I do (and it's worked a couple times). What you'll need: A pen, a post-it note, and a little bit of stealth What you do: Walk into the store, ID the girl you want to talk to. As soon as you walk in, make sure she can't see you put the pen on the counter-- a good way to do this is to do it as you bend down to tie your shoes (leave one shoe untied to make it more convincing). When you're checking out, put your items on the counter and put your post-it note to the side (maybe take it out of your pocket as if you're looking for your money/wallet/card and just want to discard it for a second). This is where the pen from the beginning comes in. Ask her "Hey, can I borrow that pen?" She'll assume it's the store's, and she'll say sure. While she's ringing you up, write your name and number on the post-it note. Take your items and your change, and then give her this: "Oh, here's your pen back... thanks. And here's my phone number. Call me." And then calmly walk out of the door with a smile on your face. MAKE SURE YOU SMILE. Add a wink if you're feeling particularly confident. It also helps if you can at least make small talk during the process-- try to make her laugh or smile. Like I said, this has worked for me at least twice, and one time it didn't work, the girl still said it was "cute." Just thought I'd share a solution to a problem I hate. Didn't really know where else to put it. This is gonna get downvoted straight to the eighth circle of Hell, isn't it? :-(
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/RayAP19
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 25
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